So how did I end up in some black Vera Wang’s without any height to them?! Easy. I fell in love and had a baby. And just like that I went from screaming clients to screaming babies, or better yet, a screaming baby that goes by Natey. He is five months old and is now my employer. Then there is my husband, Z, the CFO of our household who signs off on my checks. And this is how I make my contribution to the federal government, I don’t add to the unemployment statistic.